It's summer. The summer of 2006. Thankfully our forefathers, like George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, and Thomas Jefferson, were busy kicking the shit out of Red Coats and telling ol' King George just where to stick it, back in the summer of 1776. Now, thanks to the sacrafices of these great men, along with all the other members of the armed services, for doing all the can to protect the liberties and freedoms of this great nation, (If only every citizen had the vigilance to fight tyranny.) I can provide you with my list of top activities on the 4th of July:

1. Drink Beer. American Beer.
2. Submerge one's self in water.
3. Eat animals.
4. Engage in, or watch, the act of something blowing up.
5. Vocalize the phrase "F#@% Red Coats!"










WATCH THE SHUTTLE LAUNCH! (1:37pm CST)
(It could very well be the last)